Saturday, January 10, 2009

glade commercials...

I have decided that I hate the Glade commercials with that stupid redhead lady that lies to her friends and family over and over again about having Glade products.

That's not a candle! It's the smell of the gingerbread cookies that I just pulled out of the package from the store! I pretended to make them myself, and if one tries to talk, I'm going to bite it's head off!

Oh, I'm not baking a pie! It's some special candle that I bought from France that smells like apples and cinnamon, so I can pretend like I'm fancy... except it's really just a Glade candle, and I ripped off the label because for some reason I'm ashamed that I got a cheap product.

Let's do yoga and pretend like it's not really a Glade plug in that you smell! I'm pretending it's a boutique fragrance that helps me plug into my chi.

Seriously? Aren't people excited when they find something that is awesome and works and is cheap? Don't they want to tell their friends and family about it? Stupid commercials....

Maybe it's the lady that drives me crazy. She gives a bad name to redheads everywhere.

2 comments:

Brendan------ said...

Plug into her KARMA.

beachlilie said...

either way, you can't just use artificial energy to plug into things like that... is karma even something that you can plug into? whatever.